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Friday, March 31, 2006

I'll Take Third World for $600, Alex

Answer: This period event gives students a rock solid excuse for not studying.

Q: What is a blackout?

Yes, the lights, and the internet, and the water pump, went out yesterday. By the time I got out of class, nothing was on, and it was just about dark. As it turns out, though, this worked out perfectly. For the rest of the week, I had basically blown off the other students to bury myself in way too many verbs. Last night, though, that was not possible (though one student did take a picture of his books on his desk with a candle there, eerily reminicent of the Middle Ages). Instead, I had the opportunity to just kick back and enjoy the (very weird) company.

When I returned to the house, the rest of the students were sitting outside with a couple of candles on the table waiting for their rice, which they were to top with the already cooked curry, to finish. In light of the fact that the lights were out and the water pump wasn't working, I took a pass. Anyway, we passed the time with some idle chatter a few riddles that inevitably lead to at least a couple of embarassed people who hadn't realized that the answer had been discovered ten minutes earlier.

Before we knew it, four hours had passed and it was time for them to get some sleep and me to get some studying done. At some point during this diversion, the lights came back on, but we immediately turned them off. It was a rather pleasant evening. Unfortunately, though, my attempts to study thereafter were torpedoed by my inability to get past one of the riddles.

It wasn't as much fun, though, when I woke up this morning to find that the lights were once again out. It was miserably hot, and there was almost no activity in the town. Nonetheless, I did have yet another painful lesson. Fortunately, my teacher has discovered the fact that I'm linguistically retarded and took it much slower today. It'll be an interesting weekend as I try to motivate myself to study and find a place to watch the Final Four at the same time. (Hmmm, wonder which the higher priority is?)

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Classes are Brutal

I have just completed my third session of espanol, and it idn't pretty. Classes run for four hours a day, including a half hour break. It's a short walk from the place I'm staying to the classes, but little more than a quarter of the walk is on paved roads. The rest is through dirt paths and loosely defined "private" gardens. The notion of private property in terms of land is largely a foreign concept here. The many Spanish schools and few local farmers each have their parts of the area near the lake, but the boundaries, if there actually are any, are fluid at best. The classes are held in small shelters that consist of stilts to hold up the roof and an elevated platform that has enough room for two tables, one of which holds a chalkboard, and two chairs. My teacher dresses in traditional Guatemalan clothing and, as I learned today, actually speaks the local Mayan language at home.

During the break today, I took a short walk down to the lake. While I was there, I saw a local of 9 or 10 playing alone with his football. At least during the day, there isn't very much concern for the supervision of children. In the only way I knew how - yelling, "aqui" - I told him to pas the ball over. Without hesitation, he did so and I immediately took off with the ball. (just checking to see if you're paying attention) That kept up both amused for about twenty minutes before I returned to the dental appointment that some call a Spanish lesson.

In terms of studying, I have taken to the practice of studying until I'm just about ready to chuck my books at the wall and get the next bus back to the first world. Then I take a break. Having to memorize well over 100 vocabulary words a day, plus grammar, does little for the social life, and the freaks that I call housemates (more on that in a moment) are probably starting to think that I'm pretty standoffish. Either the studying will pay off and I'll end up coming out of here being able to berate Michael Moore in another language, or I'll end up returning to the US only to be institutionalized, spending my days muttering Spanglish to myself.

Anyway, the latest characters that I've meet are another New Yorker who has friends working for "that woman". While she's not on board, she did help to establish a local tree hugger group, and someone who hasn't gotten the memo that the 60s ended almost half a century ago. The former is a student in the afternoon but does not live at the school. The later is a student living in my building but studying in the morning. He's a Dutchman who wants to open some kooky retreat center in Valencia. He wants to focus on "internal vs. external" motivation and getting people to eat whatever rabbit food he decides to cook up.

Anyway, it's time for me to return to my studies, only hoping that I can maintain my sanity for another day. By the way, I don't foresee this being a problem, me being brilliant and stubborn and all, but just in case, if I come back wearing birkenstocks, can I have a few volunteers to take me out for an afternoon of electroshock?

Monday, March 27, 2006

Getting my notebook back

The bag that I mentioned had been lost in the shuffle consisted of a bottle of soda, a notebook, and directions to the school. The first, obviously, I could live without. The other items, though, were pretty important. After returning to the docks yesterday only to find that it had not been turned in, I assumed that I had seen the last of it.

So, I went about the rest of the day wandering the town and eventually getting to a 6:00 Mass. I was early largely by accident, as I expected that it would take me much longer to find the Church. Ten minutes before Mass began, the Church was filled with people of all ages. The women had their hair covered, mostly with matching, black and white checkered shawlls. Everyone (except me) was in their Sunday best. The women wore traditional Guatemalan dresses while the men wore mostly polo shirts and either well-kept jeans or something close to khakis. By American standards, the men would not have stood out by the way they were dressed, but here it was abundently clear that it was the best they could do. After every seat was taken, the ushers took out some extra plastic stools that ensured that just about everyone had a seat. Needless to say, I could barely understand anything that was being said, except in a few instances in which Latin came in handy. (This is just the latest example of why I think the Church must return to the Latin Mass.)

After Mass, I took the scenic route back to my room and spoke briefly with the other students from the school. Two more people, young Swedish friends, have moved in. Both speak better English than most Americans. As I was speaking with one of the students, my back to the street, someone came up to the gate and attempted to get my attention. I had no idea what he wanted. After a few attempts - all in vain - to communicate, he finally raised my notebook above the wall. It was bent in half more from getting soaked in the boatride than having had any damage done to it. Nothing had been removed, including the directions to the school, which may yet come in handy since I still find it difficult to navigate the town. Needless to say, I was shocked not only that the book turned up, but that somebody actually brought it to me at this school on the other side of town.

Anyway, I´m having my first laundry done today. The "laundry facilities" advertised on the school website actually amount to a wash basin, so I´m taking the advice of one of the other students and having it done at the local laundromat. "Laundromat" here means a mom and pop store with a single washer and single dryer. Clothes are left to be picked up a few hours later. It´s convenient and reasonably priced.

This afternoon I have my first class. It´ll be an experience for both me and the teacher. I am quite certain that I will be the biggest challenge ever presented to the school. If they manage to teach me how to speak Spanish, then they´re charging far too little.

Sunday, March 26, 2006

Interesting Start

On Friday, I arrived in Guatemala City at what was easily the smallest international airport I have ever seen. (I'm sure there are smaller ones. I just haven't seen them.) Our flight was the only one arriving at the time. The baggage claim was such that we could see them unloading the bags from the plane and placing them on the conveyor belt, which seemed to be an unnecessary formality. Immigration and customs were mere formalities, minor ones at that. The airport procedure took so little time that I was in my pensiones within 45 minutes of landing.

The pensiones was, shall I say, interesting. It was a one story building with two courtyards. I opened the door onto the first courtyard to find a few dead trees with some construction tape hanging from them, even though it was readily apparent that no work had ever been done on the place. I walked around the yard to find the office, a glass enclosure that consisted of nothing more than a table and two chairs. Fortunately, the glass door was littered with stickers, and a Basque flag with the word Ëuskael (the Basque cycling team) ensured me that I had not stepped into another dimension. "Check in" consisted of the owner informing me that the price of a room was 45Q, roughly $6, and giving me my choice of two rooms in the back courtyard. Both were neat, but one could only imaging just how much untoward activity had taken place in them.

The room was painted yellow (quite obviously several decades ago) and had a couple of murals and a painting that was as covered in graffiti as the walls. The "window" was a ripped out screen above the door, while the door was secured with a padlock. The bed was neatly made, but I could not help but question whether the sheets had been cleaned since they were purchased. I was quite happy that I had managed to get a sleeping bag at the last minute before leaving the States.

After dropping my things, I got myself lost in Guatemala City (Guate, as the locals call it). I did not see much of the city, but from what I did see, it seemed to have quite a bit of life in it. After wandering the streets for a while, I stopped in a square in front of the national Cathedral and national palace (which looked like anything but). It was an ideal spot for people watching. I was especially struck by the young kids chasing the birds and could not help but think of just how many times I had seen the same thing, be it in Central Park, on O´Connell Street, or in front of the Casa Rosada in Buenos Aires.

After returning to the hotel, I went next door to a small bar. There, I tried the local brew, Gallo. Frankly, I have my doubts as to whether it is really a beer unto itself. It tasted much like well traveled Guinness that had been sitting around too long. I met a guy there in his 40s who spoke broken English. He said as much as he could, which did not go much farter than criticizing capitalism, something I thought was especially interesting coming from an accountant.

Yesterday, I took what is commonly referred to as the ¨chicken bus¨ to Panajachel. I boarded the bus as a fairly empty terminal, and my backpack was tied down on the roof. There were five or six passengers who boarded with me. For reasons still unknown to me, they had us all lie down on the bus for the first ten minutes of the ride. Needless to say, my mind went wild with the possible reasons for such a strange practice, starting with the idea that it was to prevent robbers from knowing how many people were on the bus. Fortunately, that didn´t last and they allowed us to sit up after a few minutes.

On the bus, I met a man who had been a trucker in the US for several years. His English was fair, and he essentially chewed my ear for most of the ride, happy to have the chance to practice his English. He said that his wife intentionally had one of their children in the US to give him the opportunity to live there. That son is now 14 and avoids the subject, not wanting to discuss the difficult decision of having to choose between economic opportunity and being near his family.

When I arrived in Panajachel, I made a bee line for the docks where I needed to catch a boat to San Pedro. On the way, a peddler attempted to sell me a machete ¨for protection¨. I brushed him off and found an Amiercan tourist with a Guatemalan wife to point me in the right direction. The boat was like a bad Disney ride. There were eight people on board, the maximum that it could handle. The water on the lake was choppy, and the boat, which seemed more like a toy than a means of transportation, did little to ease the ride. It was small enough that the feet of the passengers were roughly on the water level, and the protection from splash consisted of plastic flaps that hung loosely over the side. I was soaked by the time I arrived in San Pedro, which was five stops into the ride. Upon my arrival I found out that one of the other passengers handed one of my bags to someone who had gotten off at an earlier stop. I had hoped to get it back, and a few people tried to help, but it was not to be.

While I was waiting and hoping to get the bag back, the skies opened up. I went into a small, covered but not enclosed sports bar to wait it out. To say that it poured is an understatement. The wind was not bad, but the rain was unbelievable. The steep street was like a mudslide, as debri and mud poured into the lake. The mountains on the other side of the lake, just a short distance away, disappeared behind a dense fog. Even during the worst of the storm, tiny boats like the one I took continued to arrive and their passengers joined those of us who were waiting for it to break. A couple of them went out in the rain for pictures, but most were just interested in getting dry.

When it finally broke, after about an hour and a half, I took a cab, which was a pickup truck, to my new school. The driver banged on the door of a room=sized building that I would never have found on my own. An old man who did not speak English answered and took me across the street to my new home. He showed me to a room in a small building that included a small, unkept garden in the front. It consisted of five rooms for students. As I went inside the gate, there were three students sitting in a small covered section just in front of the rooms. One of them greeted me in Spanish, and I immediately explained that I was a complete beginner. So each of them introduced themselves in English. The one who initially greeted me was from upstate New York. He graduated from college and proceeded to do agricultural work after completing his studies. By this I mean manual labor. When he returns to the US, he wants to go to law school and work to ensure ¨fairer¨labor standards for farmworkers.

The other two were athiest limeys who were just passing through. We went out to dinner and enjoyed an interesting conversation that went well into the morning and covered everything from immigration law to the role of religion in politics. It was entirely civil, but I can tell that I probably won´t come across another conservative until I get to another airport.

Sunday, March 19, 2006

Goodbye and Blessings with You

The long awaited trip is finally here. I'll arrive in Guatemala, at long last, later this week. After a couple of nights in Guatemala City, I'll proceed to San Pedro la Laguna, where I expect to spend the first few months of this adventure. On Monday, I'll begin my studies at Casa Rosario, a privately run Spanish school, where I'll be taught one-on-one by a local. A portion of my weekly tuition will go toward rebuilding the homes of the victims of Hurricane Stan.

I'll post an update next week to talk about how things have started out.